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No Time for Sergeants

Let’s take a trip to the Hale Theatre! First we will enjoy dinner at Joe's Real BBQ and then we will experience the funniest comedy ever written about our armed services. The story begins when young naive hillbilly, Will Stockdale, is drafted into the U.S. Air force. Will is quick to make friends and enemies with his gullible hillbilly charm. You’ll roar with laughter and cheer this country bumpkin on as he turns the air force upside down in hopes of serving in that most glorious and revered branch of the army - the infantry. Come and join our hapless hero for an evening of hilarious, yet heartwarming entertainment!

Sergeant King thinks backwoods hillbilly-turned-new recruit Will Stockdale might the dumbest private ever to join the Air Force. When King puts him permanently in charge of the latrines, Stockdale thinks it's a promotion. Somehow, all King's attempts to make Stockdale look foolish backfire, and one of them even finds the sergeant demoted to private by his superiors. Stockdale, meanwhile, squeaks through training, and soon begins wreaking havoc in the skies.

The bus will leave the church at 4:00p.m. Tickets are $55 per person, which includes transportation, dinner and a fun filled evening of laughter.  Tickets will be on sale online and in the Welcome Center Sunday mornings beginning March 12.  The bus will leave the church at 4:00p.m. and return at approximately 11:00p.m.

Earlier Event: April 5
JH Parent Night
Later Event: April 9
JH Broomball